"I'm not your dad. Here, have a granola bar."
Sgt. Lieutenant is a Halfling paladin that has recently devoted their life and sword to the Light-Bringer. They work very hard to keep their companions alive, and will do whatever is necessary to ensure that the bodies of any fallen comrades are returned to their families.
Years of delivering bad news to families has worn on Sgt. Lieutenant, but they still try to keep things light with responsible dad humor.